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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This soft, lightweight tee carries a bold, playful message with a warm, rebellious heart. A cheerful skeleton steps out of a closet beside a bright rainbow, while the headline reads “Closets are for Skeletons, Not People.” The design mixes vintage-inspired lettering with modern pride colors for an unapologetic, inclusive statement piece. Wear it lounging at home, at rallies, or out with friends — it fits easily into everyday life while starting conversations. The fabric feels smooth against skin and drapes cleanly; the classic crew neck and straightforward cut make it effortless to style. Built to last, it stands up to regular wear and keeps its shape, so the message stays loud and clear wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable drape\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed artwork for vibrant, long-lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 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