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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A soft, breathable tee with a playful, tongue-in-cheek detective vibe: “I HAVE TRUST ISSUES” in warm gold and weathered type, paired with a magnifying glass and the small line “WITH ANECDOTES.” It wears like a lived-in favorite — lightweight ring‑spun cotton, clean crew neck, and a classic cut that layers easily. Slip it on for slow mornings with coffee, low-key hangouts, or days when you want your sense of humor to lead the conversation. The faded, vintage-style print feels like an inside joke shared between friends; it’s comfortable, honest, and quietly observant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF print methods for durable, detailed graphics (sleeve and neck labels via DTF)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 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